Thanks to DiP, we have the Ip Man Teaser Trailer. So I'm promoting this movie like crazy!! Synopsis: In the 1930s, Foshan thrives as the hub of Chinese wushu, with various sects actively recruiting disciples. They often compete against each other to prove their strengths. While Yip Man is an accomplished martial artist, he is unassuming and keeps a low-profile, and doesn't run any martial arts school nor accept students. He only stays at home, quietly sparring with his compatriots in friendly competitions, swapping pointers with each other. One day, Yip Man (Donnie Yen) is challenged by Master Liao (Chen Zhi Hui), who just set up a wushu school, in a closed match. Yip Man's buddy Martial Zealot Lin (Xing Yu), who witnessed the entire fight, tells everyone about Master Liu losing. Seeing it as a public humiliation, Master Liao gets into disputes with Yip Man. Henchmen of Jin Shan Zhao (Fan Siu Wong) are going around challenging various wushu schools in Foshan. In one fight, Martial Zealot Lin is mortally wounded. Yip Man comes to his rescue, only to be stopped by Jin Shan Zhao. Everyone gathers around to watch the match whereby Ip Man dispenses the latter with ease using four Wing Chun Forms: fist, footwork, blade and cudgel. Ip Man becomes an instant hero and there develops a craze for Wing Chun in Foshan. Following Japanese invasion in 1937, everyone's life is adversely affected. Yip Man's property is confiscated and his family is forced to live in a decrepit house. Being one with strong pride, Ip Man refuses charity from his wealthy friend Zhou Qing Quan (Simon Yam), owner of a cotton mill, opting instead to work as a coolie at a coal mine to sustain his family. One day, General Miura (Hiroyuki Ikeuchi), together with his troops, arrives. As a fanatical practitioner in martial arts himself, he sets up an arena, offering rice as a reward. However, to another high-ranking Japanese officer Sato's (Shibuya Tenma) mind, they cannot afford to lose, they must preserve Japanese superiority and dignity. Eagerly taking up the challenge, Martial Zealot Lin makes use of the opportunity to demean the Japanese... http://www.ipman-movie.com
The US trailer for "Shia mian mai fu" aka "House Of The Flying Daggers" with Zhang Ziyi, Takeshi Kaneshiro and Andy Lau, part two of Zhang Yimou's ...
Siegfried! vs. Sophitia!! German knight, possessed by evil spirit of the huge blade, gets his nuts crushed by a Greek bakers daughter wearing a skimpy outfit. In the end nightmarish Siegfried manages to get this valkyrie all wet. Sounds like bad porn ? Yey, for the double ended descriptions!